![]() ![]() They’re a coupla dirty hippies who probably reek of BO and that’s the bottom line. These two can be casj all they want about how they grew up without a lot of water or soap takes away natural oils or WuTeVa. DIIIIIIIIRTBAG alert! Coming from someone who openly picks her nose, that’s saying a lot. Good ole Dax has the two on his podcast and they make a comment about how they only give their kids a bath if they can see dirt on them and it spiraled real quick to Ashton revealing that he only washes his pits & bits and occasionally his face if he’s hit the gym. In news no one ever asked for, Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis aren’t super into the whole bathing thing. How come when JLO gets back w/ her ex it’s cute but when i do it i’m stupid ?- mel □□ July 28, 2021 I’ll awkwardly pet your ass on a yacht any day of the week and twice on Sunday gurl…while also shouting TOLD YA SO. Shoot me a text and I’m there in a minute. And who’s gonna be there to put the pieces back together? Me, obviously. ![]() Live it up on a yacht, have birthday sex, what have you, but when y’all go back to real life and you can’t party it up and you keep having to stare at that GIANT colored scorpion tat that covers Ben’s back as you spoon him (JLo is OBV big spoon) and you cannot possibly drink another damn Dunks icey…this rebound is going to crash and burn in epic fashion. Now that it’s out there, there’s no going back. Girls always like a little feedback before posting a bold pic and I just wish Jen came to me with this. If she had the common decency to text me the pic before posting it, I would’ve obviously been like bestie…don’t do it. But as her close personal friend, I believe that JLo can do a million trillion times better. Do I appreciate the unlimited amount of internet jokes (highlighted below) that are coming from this reunion? Absolutely. ![]() And she’s going back for sloppy Ben Affleck? COME ON. A post shared by Jennifer Lopez ashamed to admit how much I watched that video in awe and adoration. ![]()
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